Demonetization

Some say, "Demonetization cannot abolish black money. Hoarders still exchange old notes for new ones." To them, I say, "No Police Force can abolish Crime. Shall we do away with ours?"

Hapless employee; Careless citizen

If you complain of queues, hardships, and sweat, let me remind of when your company cut amenities, colleagues' jobs, and reduced your salaries. Did you protest then?

Being a citizen / employee is one.

Standing by your leader is distinctly another.

Clean the mirror first

Corruption is us: cutting through traffic, making false insurance claims, evading tax through fake documents. Why do we criticize the politician? He's one among us too. Only the scale is different.

Corruption can't be quelled unless the man in the mirror chooses to.

Arrest the real culprit

Greed raped Opportunity to sire the bastard, Corruption, whose weight is measured in black money. Arrest Greed, Modi Ji!

God's worst

If God were to live among us, he would slap himself for one of his prime creations on Earth: man