Save Jallikattu

Dear Tamilnadu State govt, Indian Central govt, and the Supreme court:

You have achieved what you desired. You have brought us to the streets and attained our full attention. Now what do want to tell us? How do you want to negotiate with us to go back to our homes? What do you want us to sacrifice in order to have our jallikattu?

Do you want us to give up Cauvery water after your failed attempts, execution and judgments on the issue? OK we will. Do you want us to forgive the bastard local govt that massacred our brothers and sisters in Sri Lanka, which you failed to stop? OK we will. Do you want us to overlook that you can't resolve our fishermen's issues on international waters? OK we will. Do you want us to accept your language enforcement? OK we will. But, if you want us to forget that we are Tamil and renounce our spirit, sorry, we urge you to please take your intentions to a culture that has no roots. Go shame yourself elsewhere. We have Spine, and we intend to keep it. #SaveJallikattu

Jallikattu

PeTA and other foreign animal welfare boards might not share our beliefs, but what have you been doing, Tamil Nadu State Govt., and Indian Central Govt.? Is it not your bounden duty and supreme responsibility to protect the traditions and sentiments of your people? Shame on you!

Truth Story

I was once absolute, real, and revered for my modesty; But, shoved by life's crosscuts, I have lost my throne to perception; I am 'Truth', and I don't know where I'm headed.

NarcIssIsm

Had I been just a little more indulgent in narcissism, I would have had to marry myself. And, some mean people say that I'm not loveable.

Demonetization

Some say, "Demonetization cannot abolish black money. Hoarders still exchange old notes for new ones." To them, I say, "No Police Force can abolish Crime. Shall we do away with ours?"

Hapless employee; Careless citizen

If you complain of queues, hardships, and sweat, let me remind of when your company cut amenities, colleagues' jobs, and reduced your salaries. Did you protest then?

Being a citizen / employee is one.

Standing by your leader is distinctly another.

Clean the mirror first

Corruption is us: cutting through traffic, making false insurance claims, evading tax through fake documents. Why do we criticize the politician? He's one among us too. Only the scale is different.

Corruption can't be quelled unless the man in the mirror chooses to.

Arrest the real culprit

Greed raped Opportunity to sire the bastard, Corruption, whose weight is measured in black money. Arrest Greed, Modi Ji!

God's worst

If God were to live among us, he would slap himself for one of his prime creations on Earth: man

Politics

Beyond the resignation that one cannot be fair to all, comes politics, which is simply the diplomacy behind meting out the injustice